Bulbulo ke Pankho mein bandhe hue kabhi Baaz nahi rehte
Buzdilo aur Kayaro ke Haath Kabhi Raaz Nahi Rehte
Ser Jhuka ke Chalne ki aadat pad jaaye jis Insaan Ko
Us Insaan ke Ser Per Kabhi Taaj Naahi Rehte

 

 

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Surkhroo hota hai insaan Aaftein Aane k Baad
Rang laati hai Hina Pathar pe Ghis Jaane k Baad.

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Zindagi Apne App Mein hi Ik Nasha Hai

Arey Ladkhada ke Jeene mein Kya Maza Hai

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Haadso ke Shehar Mein Haadso Se Darta Hai
Mitti Ka Khilona Hai Fanaa Hone Se Darta Hai

Mere Dil ke Kone Mein Masoom Sa Bachaa

Bado Ki Dekh Ke Ye Duniya Bada Hone Se Darta Hai

Maa Baap Nu Bura Kadi Na Aakhiye Bhaanwe Lakh Uhna da Kasoor Hove
Bure Raste Kade Na Jaayiye Bhanwe Manzil Kinni V Duur Hove
Raah Jaande Nu Dil Na Dayiye Bhaanwe Lakh Muuh te Noor Hove
BUlle Shah Mohabbata Uthe Paayiye Jithe Pyaar Nibhaan Da Dastuur Hove

Jis Tarah Aggan Diyan Dheran Nu Koi Khaa Nahi Sakda
Prithvi Nu Ucha Utha Nahi Sakda
Saagar Nu Jiddan Koi Suka Nahi Sakda
Parvat Himalya Jiwen koi Hila Naahi Sakda
Ussey Tarah Punjbiya De Jazbe Nu Koi Rehndi Duniya Tak Mitta Nahi Sakda

Haadso Ke Shehar Mein Haadso Se Darta Hai
Mitti Ka Khilona hai Fanaa Hone Se Darta Hai
Mere Dil k kisi kone mein Ek Masoom Sa Bacha
Bado ki dekh k ye Duniya Bada Hone se Darta Hai


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Mushkil Raahon Mein Bhi Aasan Safar Lagta hai
Shayad Ye Meri Maa Ki Duauo ka Asar Lagta hai

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Naa Jaane Kaun Sa Haadsa Akhbaar Mein Aa Jaaye
Naa Jaane Kaun Sa Sikka Baazar Mein Aa Jaaye
Arrey Chor Uchakko K Saath Bhi Dosti Karlo Yaaro

 

Na Jaane Kaun Kal Sarkar Mein Aa Jaaye

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Andhera Bahut Ab Suraj Nikalna Chahiye
Jaise Bhi Ho Ye Mausam Badalna Chahiye
Aur Jo Chehre Roz Badalte hai Naqabo Ki Tarah
Ab Janaza Dhoom Se Unka Nikalna Chahiye

Angoor Pighalta hai toh Shraab ho Jaati Hai
Chingari Bhadakti hai to Aaftab Ho Jaati Hai
Jab Sunta Hu Zamane mein Naam Mika ka
Toh Siddhu Ki chaati Fool k Punjab Ho Jaati Hai

Paani Ki Boond kahi Tikti Naahin
Imandari Guru Mujhe kahin dikhti naahin
Kharidaron ki Mandi Mein Khada hai Siddhu
Jitni Marzi Boli Laga,Kuch Cheezein Aisi jo Bikti Naahin

Suraj Hoon Zindagi ki Chamak Chorh Jaaunga
Fir Laut Aane ki Khanak Chorh Jaaunga
Mein Sabki Aankhon se Aansoo Samet kar
Sabke Dilo Mein Apni Jhalak Chorh Jaaunga

Beauty Parlor Chali Jaati hain ,Aaye Din wo
Beauty Parlor Mein Unka Maqsad Hai Masale Hood ho jaana
Magar Ye Baat kisi Begum ki Samajh Mein kyu Naahi Aati
K Mumkin nahi hai Kishmish ka Fir se Angoor Ho Jaana

Ik Aag si Hum Lagane Aa gaye
Is Sehra Mein Gul Khilane Aa Gaye
Ae Gam Apna Boriya Bistar Baandh le
Hum Fiza mein Khushi Failaane aa gaye

Raag Bajta Hai Rang Bajta Hai
Pyaar Ka Ang Ang Bajta Hai
Aap Jab hansti hai Janab-e-wala Hazoor-e-wali

 

Aise Lagta hai ki Rooh ka Jal Tarang Bajta hai

by kapil

Teri meri chhatri ke neeche paan ki dukaan,
Swimming suit pehan ke aaja meri jaan.

By Palak for Ali

Jab kadkadati dhop mein main swimming karti hun,
Mera rang pad jata hai kala,
Panghat pe nache, nache re nache madhubala

the famous shayari by kapil

Arz kiya hai..
Hum jab gaye pardes, hamari mehbooba rodi,
Sabke mann mein ek hi sawal hai,
Sarkar kaun banayega Rahul ya Modi.

Chhoti chhoti aankhen, chhote chhote hath,
Kabhi nahi chhodenge aapka sath
Delhi Police Sada aapke saath.

Shaadi hai ek laddoo ,
Iska mazaa jaroor chakho,
Bachhon ke bich mein 3 saal ka antar jaroor rakho

Hum to Pyar se dekh rahe the pani ko
Itne mein machhli nikli aur boli tere ghar mein maa- behen nahi hai..

By Dadi

Chhote pappu nawab ke samne aisa thumka lagayenge,
Ki puri mehfil mein aag hi aag lagayenge.

By Rahul Mahajan

Is zamane se chhupakar teri tasveerein bathroom mein laga rakhi hain,
Har ghadi tera deedar ho isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hain.

By Sidhu for Madhuri

Lakhon haseen jahan mein hai par mujhe yakeen hai,
Ki yahan tumse milta julta koi dusra nahi hai,
Yeh noor, yeh nikhar, yeh shokhiyan, yeh baghpan
Agar kahin jannat hai to yahin hai.

By Sidhu for Juhi

Hamari nazron ke aage nazare to hazaar aaye,
Magar koi ussa nahi yeh zamane mein pukaar aaye,
Wo Juhi ki kali hai sare mausam, uspar sadke hain,
Wo roothe to chaman roothe,
Wo hanse to bahaar hai,
Lakhon dilon mein karaar aaye.

By Kapil

Tamanna hai ki zindagi kat ti rahe yuhin,
Ek taraf Madhuri, ek taraf Juhi,
Ek taraf Madhuri, ek taraf Juhi,

By Golden bhai

Silsile zindagi mein kuchh aisi hadd se guzar aaye,
Dekh un haseenaon ko..
Mujhe neend na aaye,
Mujhe chain na aaye.

By Palak

Mujhe pasand nahi ladai,
Mujhe pasand aata hai romance,
Lungi dance, Lungi dance
Lungi dance, Lungi dance

By Sidhu

Har aarzoo hamesha adhuri nahi hoti,
Sacche rishton mein kabhi doori nahi hoti,
Aur jis dil mein Sonam jaisi mehbooba basti ho,
Uske liye to dhadkan bhi jaroori hoti hai.

Jo bhara nahi hai bhavon se,
Bahti jis mein rasdhar nahi,
Vo hruday nahi hai pathar hai,
Jis mein swadesh ka pyar nahi.

By Sidhu for kailash Kher

Koi mushkilon ko dekhke dher ho jata hai,
Koi khushiyon ko dekh ke sher ho jata hai,
Jo khushiyon aur mushkilon ko karle apni mutthi mein band,
Wo duniya ki nazar mein kailash kher ho jata hai.

Insaan ke azm aur himmat ka jab door kinara hota hai,
Toofan mein doobi kashti ka bharmaan sahara hota hai.

Holi ki hasti mein hai masti,
saunp de apna jeevan tu masti ke naam,
Khud milne aayenge tujhse raja Ram.

Sidhu for Ekta Kapoor and Sunny Leone

Aasman ko chhoo sakti hai aur,
Kundari ka laal hoti hai,
Kabhi mamta ka pallu,
Kabhi aansoo punchne ka rumaal hoti hai,
Yeh apne fun se zamane ko badalne ka hunar rakhti hain,
Array Ekta jaisi betiyan to zamane mein misaal hoti hai,
Aur fir log kehte hain,
Bete jo hain kul ka deepak hote hain,
Main kehta hun betiyan kul ki pehchaan hoti hain,
Lekin iska kamaal yeh jane,
Mujhe to sab kamaal lagta hai,
Lekin jo sath baitha hai,
Vo mujhe dhamaal lagta hai

Dil ki bat

Mehfil mai kuch to sunana padta hai 

ghum chupakar muskurana padta hai 

kabhi unk hum bhi dost thay 

Aaj kal unhai yaad delana padta hai

Ek shaam aati hai tunhari yaad lekar,
Ek shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Par mujhe to uss shaam ki intezaar hai,
Jo aaye tumhe saath lekar..!!

Pyaar ek aisa judai hai….
Jisme har pal tanhai basti hai….
Akhir kya nasha hai iss pyaar mein….
Jisme ek achcha Insaan bhi pagal ho jata hai..!!

Acha hua maloom ho gaya,
Apno ki mohabbat ab mohabbat nahi rahi,
Warna hum toh apna ghar bhi chord rahe they,
Unke dil main rehne ke liye …

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Aaj is desh ka surat-e-haal kya hai
Macha hua har taraf ye bawaal kya hai
Mausam mein har ek pal koi saazish hai pal rahi
Kishi ki asmat hui tar-tar to koi zinda hai jal rahi
Kahan gayi hamari taleem-o-tarbiat
Kya itni bigad gayi hamari zehniyat
Kyun zehen mein chaa rahi itni haiwaniyat
Kyun bhool rahe hai hum apni insaniyat
Ye haal dekh kar zehen mein ek hi sawaal aata hai
Kya ek wohi desh hai zahan aurat ko puja jata hai

Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi

Sabhi Shaadi Shuda Bhai Logo Ke Liye…

Arz Kiya Hai Ki

Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya

wah wah…

Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya

Aur Soojh Boojh Se Kee Jisne, Usne bhi Kya Ukhad Liya!! :D 

Kandho ko kitabo k bojh ne jukaya

Kandho ko kitabo k bojh ne jukaya

Wah wah,

Kandho ko kitabo k bojh ne jukaya,

ACP ne kaha daya tum khuni ko pakdo
Main Mutravisarjan kar ke aaya!

Prem ki baatein
Prem ki paati lekar
Aata tha daakiya
Pukarta jab naam tera
Hirni si chapalta liye
Kar jaati thi Chokhat ko par
Laga deti dil se
Prem ki paati.

Chhupkar padhti
Dhai Akshar Prem ke
Jod leti khwabon se rishte
Hausla, zamane se darr nahi ka
Bhar leti mann mein.

Wo samne aate to
Honth thartharane lagte
Mano shabd ko karfew laga ho
Bua aankhen hi kar jati thi
Prem ka izhar.

Subah neend khuli to laga
Jaise ek khwab dekha tha prem ka
Ab daakiye bhi nahi lata
Prem ki paati
Maine bhi khat likha hi nahi
Kyunki ho jati hai
Mobile par prem ki baatein.

Aisi apni wife ho
5’6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodi si wo quite ho,
Aisi apni wife ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Dinner candle light ho, Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Prabh teri prarthna uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padh ke sab kahein,
Guru tum right ho,
Aisi apni wife ho!!

Nasha hota hai,
Uski baaton se bhi nasha hota hai,
Uske khayalon se bhi nasha hota hai,
Uski nigahon se bhi nasha hota hai,
Uski zulfon se bhi nasha hota hia,
Usko dekhun to nasha hota hai,
Uske pyar mein nasha hota hai,
Uske husn mein nasha hota hai,
Mohabbat bhi kaisi cheez hai,
Usme bus nasha hi nasha hota hai,
Agar pyar mein hai nasha to mujhe manzoor yeh asha hota hai.

Waqt mile to hamein bhi yaad kar lena
pal pal na sahi din mein ek bar yaad kar lena
dost honge aap ke hazaar par
ham bhi un mien se ek hain itna yaad kar lena..

Karoge yaad ek din dosti k zamane ko,
hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko,
zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara,
chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko…

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge..

Kabhi kabhi meethi zuban bhi kadvi lagne lagti hai ,
us tym diwaro pe likhi baate sachhi lagne lagti hai,
har sad bollywood story apni lagne lagti hai…..
but ” when frends closer to my heart ”
then saari dunia achhi lagne lagti hain…

Manga tha maut to zindagi de di,
Andheron me bhi roshni de di,
khuda se pucha kya tohfa hai mere liye,
To usne hume aapki dosti de di….

Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna ....

Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna
Chadd, rehn de, main kise nu ni dassna
Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna
Chadd, rehn de, main kise nu ni dassna
Oh meri noor si main kehna ta jaroori si
Keh vi na sakeya main majboor si
Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna
Chadd, rehn de, main kise nu ni dassna

Ikko si umeed ajj hoyi choor-choor ve
Lag di si nere ajj jaape door-door ve
Lekhan di a her-fer,mera ki kasoor ve?
Eh gall na mainu manjoor ve
Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna
Chadd, rehn de, main kise nu ni dassna
Oh meri noor si main kehna ta jaroori si
Keh vi na sakeya main majboor si


Eh sadhran di gall baat si
Par toon na samjh saki
Eh saahan di gall baat si
Par tu na samjh saki
Kujh anchoohe jazbaat si
Par toon na samjh saki
Saadi kaleyan di oh raat si
Par toon na samjh saki

Oh meri noor si main kehna ta jaroori si
Keh vi na sakeya main majboor si
Kachi pakki neend wich vekheya si supna
Chadd, rehn de, main kise nu ni dassna
Main kise nu ni dasna
Kise nu ni dassna 
Main kise nu ni dasna
Kise nu ni dassna 

Betiyaan toh sirf Ek Ehsaas hai :)

Beautiful lines for daughters; written by great Indian artist Mr. Shailesh Lodha (arey apne Tarak Mehta sahab !!). Daughter or no daughter. Read it. You might just fall in love with the idea of having a daughter.

Kya likhun ?…
Ki woh pariyon ka roop hoti hai…
Ya kadakti thand mein suhaani dhoop hoti hai…

Wo hoti hai udaasi ke har marz ki dawa ki tarah…
Ya os mein sheetal hawa ki tarah…
Woh chidiyon ki chehchahahat hai,
Ya ke nishchal khilkilahat hai…

Woh aangan mein faila ujaala hai..
Ya mere gusse pe laga taala hai…
Woh pahad ki choti pe suraj ki kiran hai…
Ya zindagi sahi jeene ka aacharan hai…

Hai woh takat jo chote se ghar ko mahal bana de…
Hai woh kaafiya jo kisi gazal ko mukkamal kar de…
Kya likhun ??…
Woh akshar jo na ho toh varn maala adhoori hai…
Woh, jo sabse zaada zaroori hai…

Ye nahi kahoonga ki woh har waqt saath saath hoti hai,
Betiyaan toh sirf ek ehsaas hoti hain :):)

Uski aankhein, naa mujhse gudiya maangti hai na khilone,

kab aaoge, bass ek chota sa sawaal suno naa…
Apni majboori ko chupate huye deta hoon main jawaab
Taareekh batao, time batao… apni ungliyon pe karne lagti hai woh hisaab
Aur jab main nahi de pata sahi sahi jawaab…
Apne aansuon ko chupane ke liye
Chehre pe rakh leti hai kitaab

Woh mujhse australia mein chuttiyaan, mercedes to drive,
5 star mein dinner ya mehenge Ipods nahi mangti…
Na woh dher se paise piggy bank mein udhelna chahti hai
Woh bas kuch der mere saath khelna chahti hai…

Aur main kehta hoon yehi…
ki beta bahut kaam hai.. nahi karunga toh kaise chalega…
Majboori bhare duniya daari ke jawaab dene lagta hoon…

Aur woh jhuta hi sahi,
Mujhe ehsaas dilati hai..
Ki jaise sab kuch samajh gayi ho..
Lekin aankhein band kar ke roti hai…
Jaise sapne mein khelte hue mere saath soti hai..

Zindagi na jaane kyun itni ulajh jaati hai…
Aur hum samajhte hain, betiyaan sab samajh jaati hain.. :) 

Paas apke duniya ka har sitara ho,
Dur apse gam ka har kinara ho,
Jab bhi aap palken khule,
Samne wohi ho jo apko duniya mein sabse pyaara ho..!!

Aapko iss dil mein utaar lene ko jee chahta hai,
Khoobsurat se paloon mein doob jane ko jee chahta hai,
Aapka sath pakar hum bhool gaye sab maiyekhane,
Kyonki unn maiyekhanoo mein bhi aapka hi chehra nazar aata hai…

Zindegi nahi mujhe tumse pyaari….
Tum par hazir hai jaan hamari….
Aankho mein hamare ansu hai to kya hua….
Jaan se bhi ziada pyaari hai bas ek muskan tumhari..!!